Thursday, October 13, 2011

DON'T WORRY SELF, IT WILL GET BETTER


I want you to look in that mirror, and I want you to repeat after me:
"I am a worthy human being."

When life gets stressful and chaotic, I take a moment to give myself a small pep talk.

Because sometimes a few positive words of encouragement are exactly what I need to get me through the rough patches. Whether it's to inspire me, boost my spirits or simply light a fire under my lazy ass; that gentle nudge helps put me back on track. 

So Note to self: here are some friendly reminders to help you stay focused

1. I will wake up early everyday and go to the gym. NO MORE EXCUSES.

2. I will write something brilliant. Because I am a talented writer. With skills. 

3. I will have a productive day. And I will NOT waste hours on stupid internet shit, like googling horrible diseases that I might potentially die from.

4. I will find joy in the little things.

5. I will not give into negative thoughts or emotions.

6. I will not let idiots steal my joy. Not even the obnoxious man sitting next to me in the coffee shop right now, who is making the most GOD AWFUL chewing sounds as he devours a panini.

7. Remember: IT’S OK NOT TO BE PERFECT. So cut yourself some damn slack.

8. AND NO, YOU ARE NOT A LOSER because you can’t get through everything on your to-do list. Or because you’re unemployed. Or single. Or flabby. Or your hair is a frizzy mess this week! These things do not define who you are as a person.

9. Haters gonna hate. Don’t let ‘em make you feel bad about yourself.

10. Follow your gut. Trust your instincts. And have faith that everything will work out.

11. Stop overthinking everything, including this post. Go. With. The. Flow.

12. You will make mistakes. You will fail. You will survive. 

13. Be true to yourself.

14. Most important!! Remember to have fun, live in the moment and enjoy your life...and to..um..

SWEET JESUS… 
 
HOW MANY BITES DOES IT TAKE TO EAT ONE DAMN PANINI!!
FINISH THAT SHIT ALREADY, I AM BEGGING YOU.

AND WHO CHEWS WITH THEIR MOUTH WIDE OPEN LIKE THAT?!!
 

I'm done. I just...I can't. 


15. FINISH THIS POST! And maybe revisit #5 and #6.

P.S. You’re fabulous. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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MOVIE STILLS & QUOTABLES:
1. STUART SAVES HIS FAMILY (1995) Writer: Al Franken

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